Posts Tagged ‘Jon Stewart’

Unraveling the ‘no gay homos’ code

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

(video: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

The Daily Show’s Jason Jones interviews Dan Barker, of the Freedom From Religion Foundation. Barker, rightly, wants Mother Teresa off her Vatican-ass-kissing US postage stamp.

As for that whole Mother Teresa is a “great humanitarian” codswallop, read Christopher HitchensMommie Dearest – The pope beatifies Mother Teresa, a fanatic, a fundamentalist, and a fraud.

Only one person in history was less deserving of being honored with a Nobel Peace Prize. So, here’s a compromise: Let’s put Mother Teresa’s face on condoms destined for distribution by Obama’s PEPFAR in Africa.

(tip: Atheist Media Blog)

Jon Stewart: Anchor management

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Fox News’ Megyn Kelly presents a balanced picture of the health care summit by randomly selecting four people who all think the bill is a terrible idea
(video: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

Sarah Palin and Megyn Kelly and the rest of the Fox News entertainers most definitely need something crammed down their throats.

Jon Stewart flames flip-flopping McSame

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

A Few Gay Men & Women (video: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

How many generals and admirals siding with the gays will it take before McSame sees the light?

That whole mythos of John McCain being an “honorable man” kinda croaked the day he sat down with the Reverend Jerry Falwell and sold his soul to the religious reich for a handful of votes. Unlike the Daily Show’s John Oliver, we can forgive Senator John McCain for smelling faintly of green Jell-O and urine, but we Americans must never forgive this tool for placing Sarah Palin on the national stage. On the other hand, to be perfectly fair and balanced, Palin’s insipidity is a delight for lefites capable of conjoining verbs and nouns.

Jon Stewart: ‘Blues Clueless’

Monday, February 1st, 2010

They’re not going to let you in the car! (video: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

More smart politics from Jon Stewart capped by Aasif Mandvi presenting the new logo of the Democratic Party: A dead possum.

Jon Stewart: ‘Mass Backwards’

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

“If Martha Coakley loses the Massachusetts Senate seat, the Democrats
won’t be able to pass health care reform with an 18-vote majority”
(video: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

A reminder from Monday night’s Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

“If Coakley loses, Democrats will only then have an 18 vote majority in the Senate — which is more than George W Bush ever had in the Senate when he did whatever the fuck he wanted to do. In fact, the Democrats will have a larger majority than the Republicans have had since 1923.

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The Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse’s office because, once again, they glued their balls to their thighs.