Mike Tidmus

My goodness. Looks like we just might have to exhume Dame Elton — who recently, for a mere thirty pieces of silver, served as wedding singer at Jabba the Limbaugh‘s fourth traditional marriage — from his bed of rhinestone-encrusted mothballs for yet another spine-tingling chorus of The Bitch is Back. 70s Hate Queen Returns Gossip [...]

“Wedding bells for ding-dong: Carrie Prejean, the masturbation guru/pageant contestant from California who made Perez Hilton a household name by becoming a martyr for traditional marriage is getting married in San Diego — to Oakland Raiders quarterback Kyle Boller. How fitting! The world’s most overtly religious masturbation video star is tying the knot with a [...]

Brian Brown’s hair is apparently on fire today. According to NOM’s normally-perky president: “The stark reality? A vote for Elena Kagan is a vote to force same-sex marriage on the entire nation.” Really? Is there anything the NOMies don’t think is a twisted plot to foist marriage equality on the country? The World Cup perhaps? [...]

Oh. My. Dog! Poor oppressed Brian Brown, of the National Orgasm for Opposite Marriage, and Bigot Harry There Will Be Bloodletting! Jackson have comedy -teamed up to proclaim BROWN IS THE NEW BLACK! Outside the courtroom of the D.C. Court of Appeals, we pro-marriage forces rallied under the leadership of Bishop Harry Jackson. “THIS IS [...]

Would tossing Sarah ‘Drill, Baby, Drill’ Palin into a volcano appease the oil spill gods? I wouldn’t know for sure, but here’s a plan: Step 1: We trick Palin into getting on a jet headed for Iceland – we’ll tell her it’s a six-figure speaking engagement and let greed take its course. Shouldn’t actually be [...]

Bill Moyers Journal (video: MarriageTrial at YouTube) Attorneys Ted Olson and David Boies discussed the ongoing Prop 8 trial, Perry v Schwarzenegger, with PBS’s Bill Moyers. Embedding the video is not allowed, but you can kick back and watch it Chez Moyers. Moyers sets the stage: It’s true. Ted Olson, a conservative, and David Boies, a [...]

The reigning petulant princess of Ignorant Slags for Jeebus, Lauren Ashley (photo: Fox, type addition: moi) [ updated: see below ] First order of business: This vacuous vixen slash Carrie Prejean wannabe can blather endlessly on about anything her empty little head desires — she can wave her tits in the breeze and porn flix [...]

Massachusetts, meet Scott Brown (video: The Rachel Maddow Show) Abandoned former NOM spokesmodel Carrie Prejean jump-started her seemingly never-ending fifteen minutes as a beauty queen and evolved into a soft porn legend. Massachusetts senatorial candidate Scott Brown began as a soft porn celeb and may garner the Senate seat formerly held by the Lion of [...]

If you’re an anti-gay pastor watcher like me, you’re well aware that San Diego area radical clerics Miles McPherson and Jim Garlow relish both the spotlight and the media attention that comes hand-in-hand with being two of California’s better known anti-LGBT advocates. When he’s not mentoring young Christians like former beauty queen turned soft-porn celebrity Carrie [...]

And they said it wouldn’t last … (Photoshoppery: mine, Background: the South Park dudes) Grab your popcorn, kids, and plant your big gay assets on the couch, because this holiday season the guy we like to call Porno Pete, Peter LaBerbera of Americans for Truthiness about Homosexuality, has seen fit to honor one of several truly [...]

On 16 December 2009, the New York Times Magazine ran a piece on the Chairman of the National Organization for Marriage, Robert P George. The Times piece lauded George as the intellectual force behind the Manhattan Declaration, a document signed by scores of radical religious right leaders and Catholic bishops. The Manhattan Declaration was nothing [...]

Former NOM spokesmodel Carrie Prejean weighs in (montage: mine) A marriage equality bill has just been passed in Washington DC. Let me be the first to condole Maggie Srivastav (née Gallagher) and Brian Brown and the National Organization for Opposite Marriage (NOOM) on the occasion of their horrifying avalanche (11-2) of a defeat in Washington [...]

A lot of folks, believers and non-believers alike, think the tiara for America’s Dumbest Christian belongs squarely perched upon Carrie Prejean‘s peroxided locks, not for expressing her opinion on marriage equality versus opposite marriage, but for her hypocrisy, her lies, and, more recently, for her petty diva-like tantrums. Others feel the obviously punch-drunk former-pugilist-turned-pro-gay-hater Matt [...]

Ed Brayton, over at Dispatches from the Culture Wars, points to a post by Jason Kuznicki, who has written an open letter to the African nation of Uganda. Inspired by radical, anti-gay clerics, Ugandan legislators are set to consider a draconian law that would criminalize homosexuality and, in certain circumstances — rape or a positive [...]

Surprisingly, it actually wasn’t Hillcrest’s least favorite steaming mess of re-closeted, god-bothering merde. It was …. drumroll … the inappropriate princess of phoney ta-tas herself, Miss Carrie Prejean. According to Michelangelo Signorile‘s The Gist blog: After four hours of giving out several dozen Turkey Awards on our annual Turkey of the Year Awards on the [...]

Planet of the jihadists (graphic: from deep in the Tidmus Archives) [ updated: see below ] Laurie Goodstein, writing at The New York Times, alerts us to this latest bit of hysteria from the radical religious right. They’re apparently experiencing some kind of collective Howard Beale moment — as in they’re mad as Hell and they’re [...]

Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue is Going Rogue (video: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) NBC’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon featured a clever sketch involving the Divine Ms M, Rachel Maddow, and Sarah Palin’s new entirely-ghost-written best seller — Dog forbid Ms Palin should crack a nail typing and be unable to fulfill her responsibilities as the [...]

Prejean: Dim Queen (video: TVPigs at YouTube) TVPigs say: Once again, this time on Larry King, Carrie Prejean proves that she didnt just drink the Kool-Aid, she went back for thirds! A TVPigs sketch created by Carter MacDowell at Diagonal Cows, Inc.© 2009 Diagonal Cows, Inc. Distributed by United Feature Syndicate, Inc. (tip: Joe Jervis)

Whoa! Ain’t this a kick in the pants? It seems the National Organization for Opposite Marriage has had some second thoughts about its predacious relationship with the former Miss California, Carrie Prejean. Maggie Gallagher and Brian Brown once lavished opulent praise upon Prejean, calling her “the future of our movement, and the future of America.” [...]

Carrie Prejean threatens to leave Larry King Live due to Larry being ‘inappropriate’ (video: Larry King Live, via 08blatz at YouTube) [ updated: see below ] Wow! Dust off that tarnished tiara. People, get ready … it’s Diva time! To whom in the wings is Miss Ladyfingers speaking? Her notoriously anti-gay christianist attorney, Charles LiMandri? [...]

Champion of ‘opposite marriage’ (video: The Rachel Maddow Show) The Divine Ms M’s frequent sidekick, Kent Jones, favors viewers with a reading from the Book of Carrie — chapter and verse unknown and really not all that important. Says the string-bikini-clad Christian and wannabe Victoria’s Secret undie model: “What if I trip over my heels [...]

Sean Hannity interviews Carrie Prejean about her let’s-not-call-it-a-sex-tape (video: News1News at YouTube) Fox entertainer Sean Hannity wrote the foreword to the biblically-correct Miss Ladyfingers‘ new book, Shill Standing, which hit bookstore shelves yesterday and disappointed many of us die-hard Carrie fans who had eagerly looked forward to the oft-rumored glossy centerfold of same, the inspiring [...]

According to NOM’s Maggie Gallagher, Carrie Prejean is the “future of our movement, and the future of America” (graphic: NOM’s website today) Maggie Gallagher, Brian Brown and the National Organization for Marriage have announced their intention to meddle in New York State’s drive for marriage equality. One is left to wonder: Will NOM be using [...]

Betty Bowers explains traditional marriage to everyone else (video: MrsBettyBowers at YouTube) America’s Best Christian has a message for the American people. While Mrs Betty Bowers is not, as NOM’s Maggie Gallagher once called Carrie Pornstar Prejean, the “future of our movement, and the future of America,” Mrs Betty Bowers does deliver her message with [...]

HLN’s Joy Behar and panel talk Carrie Prejean’s sex tape and gay rights (video: News1News at YouTube) (tip: Joe.My.God.)