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The Quotable Douglas Adams

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

“Yes. I think I use the term radical rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as ‘Atheist,’ some people will say, ‘Don’t you mean ‘Agnostic’?’ I have to reply that I really do mean Atheist. I really do not believe that there is a god – in fact I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one. It’s easier to say that I am a radical Atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously. It’s funny how many people are genuinely surprised to hear a view expressed so strongly. In England we seem to have drifted from vague wishy-washy Anglicanism to vague wishy-washy Agnosticism – both of which I think betoken a desire not to have to think about things too much.

“People will then often say ‘But surely it’s better to remain an Agnostic just in case?’ This, to me, suggests such a level of silliness and muddle that I usually edge out of the conversation rather than get sucked into it. (If it turns out that I’ve been wrong all along, and there is in fact a god, and if it further turned out that this kind of legalistic, cross-your-fingers-behind-your-back, [Bill] Clintonian hair-splitting impressed him, then I think I would chose not to worship him anyway.)”

— Douglas Adams, noted English writer, dramatist and musician, on why he prefers to be called a “radical Atheist,” from an interview with American Atheists

Will Self on ‘Dorian, an Imitation’

Monday, November 9th, 2009

HOMOVISION: Will Self talks about Dorian at Polari
(video: HOMOVISION at YouTube)

Jonathan Heawood, writing at The Guardian:

In The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde set the gold standard for chroniclers of decadence. The story of a man who remains eternally young while his portrait ages provided the framework for Wilde’s whimsical but vicious depiction of the fin de siècle. For more than a decade, Will Self has been writing Wildean narratives of corruption and metamorphosis, and now he confronts the master head-on in an ‘imitation’ of Dorian Gray which does for the Diana generation what Wilde did for the late Victorians.

In the video above, Self refers to the controversy surrounding the cover of the book’s original edition, which was subsequently replaced with a castrated version, and then by a version with not much of anything that anyone anywhere might find objectionable.

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De-gaying Will Self’s Dorian (covers: L-R Penguin, Grove Press, Berlin Verlag)

Jim Carroll

Monday, September 14th, 2009

People who died, Jim Carroll Band (video: YouTube)

James Dennis “Jim” Carroll, poet & punk rocker
August 1, 1950 – September 11, 2009

Carrie Prejean to tell all at last

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Oh. My. Dog!

Look who’s got a book deal! The recently dethroned Carrie Prejean has signed on with the right-wing Regnery Publishing for a November release — just in time for Christmas pulping. Prejean joins Newt Gingrich, Ann Coulter and a handful of other dim-bulbs of the conservative movement in the Regnery stable. The book is to be called Still Standing, and not Losing Beauty Pageants for Dummies as had been rumored. And, no, it will not include crayons or a centerfold.

Sorry. Can’t help it. The former Miss California getting a book deal is nearly as funny as former American President George W Bush getting a library.

I just hope Regnery has the decency to hire a cover designer of the homosexual persuasion, so a fun cover parody is a possibility.

Dearest absurd child

Friday, May 1st, 2009

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Stephen Fry (photo: Steve Forrest/Rex Features)

My friend Andy Harley, at UK Gay News, points to this must-read (there I go again!) essay by noted British humorist, author, actor, director, television presenter, non-believer, openly gay man and revered polymath Stephen Fry:

Stephen Fry’s letter to himself:
Dearest absurd child

Just who was the young, arrogant and confused man to whom Stephen Fry recently felt compelled to write a long and heartfelt letter? Himself, 35 years ago

I hope you are well. I know you are not. As it happens you wrote in 1973 a letter to your future self and it is high time that your future self had the decency to write back. You declared in that letter (reproduced in your 1997 autobiography Moab Is My Washpot) that “everything I feel now as an adolescent is true”. You went on to affirm that if ever you dared in later life to repudiate, deny or mock your 16-year-old self it would be a lie, a traducing, treasonable lie, a crime against adolescence. “This is who I am,” you wrote. “Each day that passes I grow away from my true self. Every inch I take towards adulthood is a betrayal.”

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I finally know now, as I easily knew then, that the most important thing is love. It doesn’t matter in the slightest whether that love is for someone of your own sex or not. Gay issues are important and I shall come to them in a moment, but they shrivel like a salted snail when compared to the towering question of love. Gay people sometimes believe (to this very day, would you credit it, young Stephen?) that the preponderance of obstacles and terrors they encounter in their lives and relationships is intimately connected with the fact of their being gay. As it happens at least 90% of their problems are to do with love and love alone: the lack of it, the denial of it, the inequality of it, the missed reciprocity in it, the horrors and heartaches of it. Love cold, love hot, love fresh, love stale, love scorned, love missed, love denied, love betrayed … the great joke of sexuality is that these problems bedevil straight people just as much as gay. The 10% of extra suffering and complexity that uniquely confronts the gay person is certainly not incidental or trifling, but it must be understood that love comes first. This is tough for straight people to work out.

Fry wisely cautions his 16-year-old self, “But be wary, for the most basic tenets of rationalism, openness and freedom that nourish you now and seem so unassailable are about to be harried and besieged by malevolent, mad and medieval minds.”