James Hartline Tweets

San Diego’s least meteorologically-inclined Christian, James Hartline, claims an airplane was struck by lightning because it flew through a rainbow — the universal symbol of gay and lesbian rights. That offense, apparently, pissed off Hartline’s god. Tweets San Diego’s Most Oppressed Christian™: “Video captures plane being struck by lightning as it flew through rainbow during catastrophic storm in San Diego. http://bit.ly/ewQxO6.”

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  1. If this were not a vivid example of how desperately mentally ill this fellow is, it would be laughable.

    This poor guy is a crackpot of the highest degree. Do they give degrees in Advanced Crackpotianity? He holds several. OMD.

  2. Yes, they do. They call them Doctors of Divinity degrees — not to be confused with the fudge. Then they move onto the Ministry of Silly Titles where they’re bestowed with appellations — not to be confused with the chain of mountains back East — like swami, guru, high priest, reverend, mullah, imam, bishop, pope, and, in some cases, village idiot.