Mike Tidmus

And they said it wouldn’t last …
(Photoshoppery: mine, Background: the South Park dudes)

Grab your popcorn, kids, and plant your big gay assets on the couch, because this holiday season the guy we like to call Porno Pete, Peter LaBerbera of Americans for Truthiness about Homosexuality, has seen fit to honor one of several truly outstanding nominees of the ‘homo persuasion with his annual Gay Grinch of the Year 2009 award.

This year’s nominees are:

Perez Hilton

(for outstanding achievement in foreseeing what a total loser
pageant-babe-turned-porn-star Carrie Prejean would turn out to be)

Wayne Besen

(for outstanding achievement in calling the so-called ex-gays
and the radical religious reich on their non-stop bullshit)

Frank Kameny

(for outstanding achievement in identifying “sinful homophobic bigots”
with three-letter names that start with G and end in D)

Rachel Maddow

(for outstanding achievement in continuously castrating conservative
christian cons but never mentioning poor little Porno Petey)

ChadMichael Morrisette and Mito Aviles

(for outstanding achievement in pwning
NOM’s Maggie Gallagher in effigy)

Timothy Kincaid

(for outstanding achievement in calling bullshit
on Porno Pete’s favorite hate group)

George Fornero

(for outstanding achievement in doing
the same thing as Timothy Kincaid)

Congratulations, one and all, and good luck!