A lot of folks, believers and non-believers alike, think the tiara for America’s Dumbest Christian belongs squarely perched upon Carrie Prejean‘s peroxided locks, not for expressing her opinion on marriage equality versus opposite marriage, but for her hypocrisy, her lies, and, more recently, for her petty diva-like tantrums. Others feel the obviously punch-drunk former-pugilist-turned-pro-gay-hater Matt Bam-Bam Barber deserves the heavy-weight belt. However, when all the evidence is presented, most would agree that Peter LaBarbera has to be America’s least intelligent christianist. A career ‘mo-hater, LaBarbera has dedicated his entire freaky-freaky existence to his preposterous crusade to re-closet the gay menace … because, well, the invisible guy in the sky wants him to.
Today, Porno Pete is proffering this bit of lunacy from an actual person of the Jewish persuasion, Don Feder. Among the highlights of Feder’s somewhat contradictory career, he founded Jews Against Anti-Christian Defamation and, writing at David Horowitz’s Front Page Magazine, labeled the anti-theocracy film V for Vendetta “the most explicitly anti-Christian movie to date.”
LaBarbera has posted an excerpt from Feder’s We Wish You A Merry Multicultural, Inoffensive, Inclusive, Secular Seasonal Holiday:
I’m a Jew. I don’t celebrate Christmas (though they tell me it commemorates the birthday of a Jewish kid). But I’m not offended by those who do, yea, even publicly. This is a Christian nation. Christianity is the glue that holds America together. As a patriot, I defend the public celebration of Christmas as a public good.
“Does anyone in Israel object to municipal menorahs? Do they say, “Oh the poor Moslems, they must feel so excluded”? Only in America.
Right. Only in America, the government isn’t defending the dominant faith by firing rockets into our Muslim communities or trying to starve them into submission or denying their children medical attention — OK, maybe yes on the last one. Don’t get me wrong, the shit flies both ways in that hellhole we foolishly persist in calling The Holy Land.
Dudes! Wake up and smell the wassail bowl. While Don Feder might not be able to produce a single Israeli who objects to municipal menorahs, you both missed ground-zero in the War on Christmas by several thousand miles. Ye verily, there is a real War on Christmas. It’s over there in The Holy Land where Jesus himself was allegedly born — still waiting to see the birth certificate – could have been born in Kenya for all we know.
Ari Galhar, writing at Ynetnews.com, points to this bit of yuletide Armageddon-in-action news:
Jewish lobby wages war on Christmas trees
Lobby for Jewish values passes out fliers against hotels, restaurants putting up Christmas trees, other Christian symbols ahead of civil New Year, say businesses who do so risk losing kosher certification
A new front for religious battles: Hotels and restaurants. The “Lobby for Jewish values” this week began operating against restaurants and hotels that plan to put up Christmas trees and other Christian symbols ahead of Christmas and the civil New Year.
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Fliers and ads distributed among the public read, “The people of Israel have given their soul over the years in order to maintain the values of the Torah of Israel and the Jewish identity.
“You should also continue to follow this path of the Jewish people’s tradition and not give in to the clownish atmosphere of the end of the civil year. And certainly not help those businesses that sell or put up the foolish symbols of Christianity.”
Merry Christmas, Peter LaBarbera, and you too Bill O’Reilly. There’s your War on Christmas — everything you ever dreamed of in your paranoid, closed, little minds. Happy?
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Earlier make-believe War on Christmas posts:
- 12 December: No brains, no problem!
- 6 December: Terrorists threaten Christmas
- 6 December: The War on Christmas, part 27,639
- 23 November: No God for the holidays? No problem
