“You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, ‘Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.’ And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”

— Wednesday Addams, from the summer camp Thanksgiving pageant
in Addams Family Values … and just in time for the holiday

Tags: Humor, Satire

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