That Satan Clause

In the words of Hairspray’s immortal Motormouth Maybelle, ”Oh Papa Tooney. We’ve got a Looney.”

Just in case you happen to need further evidence that religion, as promoted by the radical religious right, is anything other than an aberrant delusion, Ed Brayton, writing at Dispatches from the Culture Wars, points to Matthew Stucky’s blog:

According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the queers.

Stucky spends most of his post damning Satan Clause [sic] and providing evidence that Satan’s reindeer, with the exception of Rudolph, are queer. Rudolph, claims Stucky, is straight and ostracized by those mean old reindeer with really gay names like Vixen and Cupid:

Let’s go back to the story of Rudolph & I prove this is true. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a result, the other reindeer won’t let him play any reindeer games. That sounds sick, perverted & homosexual. Basically Rudolph like girls because he is straight & as a result they don’t let him participate in their homosexual games. 

Stucky admits, “People are going to read this & say I’m crazy …”

Well, Stucky, you got that one right.

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  1. thomas,

    Christian = Nazi!

  2. Actually male reindeer lose their antlers after mating in the fall while female reindeer keep theirs through their pregnancies.

    So Santa’s reindeer are all female. Perhaps the one with the red nose is one of the transsexual or transgender female reindeer and isn’t allow to join in until proving her value to the community of committed hard working womyn reindeer.

  3. Jon,

    Wow! Some people have just too much time on their hands. Why is everybody else, even imaginary flying reindeer, “homosexual” to these nut jobs? Projection, methinks.

  4. Please don’t call this nut job a Christian. He obviously has no clue about what the Bible really says. He’s just a LOONY!

  5. Peter,

    Someone needs to tag that as a hate blog (notwithstanding the slight possibility that it could be satire, because how could anyone be THAT stupid?!).

    If some KKK type started a blog advocating the mass murder of all black people, Google would pull the plug faster than you can say “Racial Holy War.”

    Per Blogger’s TOC: “there are certain types of content that are not allowed on Blogger. While Blogger values and safeguards political and social commentary, material that promotes hatred toward groups based on race or ethnic origin, religion, disability, gender, age, veteran status, or sexual orientation/gender identity is not allowed on Blogger.” And if advocating the wholesale slaughter of LGBT people isn’t “hatred,” then I don’t know what is.

    Enough is enough. Flag that fucker.

  6. Peter,

    I meant TOS, not TOC obviously…

    To flag it, simply click the “flag blog” icon at the very top of the screen.

    If he wants to advocate genocide, let him do it somewhere else.

  7. I had a dream. In in I saw HATEFUL actions, but of course I would NEVER advocate any:

    In it the LDS Temple, as well as Catholic and Christian Right churches were vandalized daily since gays decided they all have WAY TOO MUCH MONEY if they can purchase H8 and demonize gays; businesses who supported PROP 8 were also vandalized for the same reason.

    White powder was sent in blank 1040 forms to the I.R.S. by every gay person.

    People spray-painted HATE on the sidewalks with arrows pointing towards gay-hating church doors.

    Death threats and bomb scares disrupted church services every Sunday acroaa the USA.

    Yeah, I guess it’s a good thing I am NOT advocating these measures…..that would be as bad as Matthew Stucky.

  8. The radical religious reich has made a concerted effort to depict all queers, our friends and our allies as violent thugs since Election Day.

    Stucky is typical of these lying murderous hypocrites. Time to get his Blogger account shut down.

  9. Dan,

    Flagged.

    It’s not satire. Here’s a sermon Matthew Stucky gave, called “Purge out the Liberals”:
    http://www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/112308a.mp3

    Source:
    http://www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/page5.html

  10. RJP3,

    And how is this man any different than the Nazi’s that planned the slaughter of Jews, Gypsys and Gays ? Or the Muslim’s slaughtering Christian’s and those practicing native religions in Africa ?

    Oh yeah – he is not different – just the worst of humankind that never sadly goes away and good people must stand up against.

    Remember the Germans and The Taliban did what this man is calling for. Evil. Pure Evil.

  11. Smarter than u,

    this is so stupid

  12. Smarter than u,

    Im smarter than you and ive never heard this before u stuck up little– u know what u are

  13. Smarter than u,

    Im smarter than you and ive never heard this before u stuck up little son of a bitch